My sister-in-law sent this to me in an email in response to my post on all those crazy people jumping out of planes.
I'm with you, skydiving would be a nightmare. Jumping out of a perfectly good plane - seriously who does that??? Kayla and Larry went skydiving two years ago. The jumpmaster told me that Kayla was the only person they have ever had fall asleep in the plane on the way up. And when they were ready to jump she ended up basically pulling the guy out of the plane; she could not wait. . . . .
I asked the jumpmaster if anyone, out of all the people they have had tandum jump, ever wet their pants on the way down. He said no, not yet. I said then it is probably a good thing I never go skydiving.